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Unfortunately, Furby and Furbie get separated from the group, and end up lost in the jungles of deepest Egypt!
Wait... what's that rustling sound? Be careful Furby and Furbie, it might be a hungry tiger, trying to eat you!!!
Oh wait, it's just a friendly ring-tailed lemur. Lemurs are very common in the jungles of Egypt, and they often guide lost Egyptians back to their villages. Not many people know this, but Furby does, and he knows they're safe now that lemur has found them.
Lemur introduces them to his friend, Cecile the parrot. Cecile is a bit of a dodgy character though, and she is a Bad Influence on Furby and Furbie. Cecile has always coveted money and power, and she suggests that together they steal Madonna's wealth. Furby and Furbie readily agree, but they need a plan......
So they call upon their old friend, Plush Cthulhu, to help them!
First, Plush Cthulhu tells Furby to dress up like Madonna. Now they can catch a plane back to England, whilst pretending to be the pop star. When they get there, Furby and Furbie plan to go inside, while Cecile stays outside as lookout. The disguise is very convincing, and not even Guy Richie can spot that Furby is not really Madonna.
Once inside the main gates of Madonna's Mansion, Furby and Furbie are quick to subdue the vicious guard-dog and attack-cat. Then they make their way into the Mansion itself.
Furby and Furbie manage to get inside, but they hear Madonna's Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy coming down the corridor! Quick furbies, find somewhere to hide!!!!
Shhhh! It's the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy. Be vewy, vewy quiet! Over there on the left is Madonna's lawer. Next to the lawyer is Madonna's agent. Next come her first two husbands. I wonder what they're doing here? The last to walk past is Jennifer Lopez. Whoa, must be some sort of Soulless rich-person party going on!
Furby and Furbie suspect they don't want to know why Madonna has a gas mask, but they're safe from the minions whilst they're hidden.
They wait patiently in Madonna's library until everybody has gone past. Whoa, it looks like Madonna has taste after all! Furby and Furbie decide to forgive her for butchering "American Pie".
Furby and Furbie finally make it to Madonna's money vault.... but what's this!? Somebody has replaced the millions...
With bottle caps! They must have known the furbies were coming! Furby and Furbie suspect Cecile set them up and then tipped off the authorities, but they don't have time to think about it. They quickly flee the mansion as alarms start ringing.
They quickly put on their fishermen disguises.....
And make their way to the airport, where Plush Cthulhu is waiting with their passports.
Furby and Furbie pretend to be Danish Citizens.
And spend several weeks in Denmark until the police stop looking for them.
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