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They finally agree on horse riding, and fetch their trusty steeds. Furby's trusty steed is called Horsey, and Furbie's trusty steed is called Horsie. They all have lots of fun together!
Oh no, is that plush Cthulhu?!?!?1 It is!! Watch out Furby and Furbie, he'll eat your spicey branes!!! But... wait. No, it seems Cthulhu isn't interested in spicey branes today. He has come to deliver a warning to Furby. A dire warning!
But before push Cthulhu can tell Furby his warning, Furby and Furbie are captured by pesky Romans! They are put in a cage, and transported to Rome.
It seems Furby and Furbie are to fight wild animals, for the entertainment of the Roman people! If they aren't careful, they might get a thumbs-down from the Emperor, and then they'll be executed!!! Oh no, it's a vicious, brutal, killer war dog! Surely all hope is lost!
But wait! It looks like Furby and Furbie are beating the war dog with their amazing Furby glower-power!
Sufficiently cowed, the war dog slinks off into a corner, tail between its legs. Furby and Furbie are released by the Romans, for such a good, entertaining fight.
Alas, Furby and Furbie are now stuck in Rome, with no money, and no way home. Still, They decide to make the best of the situation, and embark on a little sight-seeing trip. Whoa, that's a nice pair of melons!
Wow, what a great rack!
Out of the blue, Furby is spotted by a movie scout, and asked to take part in a film. Furby readily agrees. Furby and Furbie then become the stars of a remake of the classic sci-fi film "Batteries not Included" - "Batteries Included".
Furby and Furbie win an award for their outstanding performance. They are flown to America, and presented with their trophy.
The American public love Furby so much, that they crown him the King of America.
But, alas, Furby's success breeds jealousy in others.
In retaliation, Furbie gets a modelling contract, and models all the latest fashions in New York modelling shows. It turns out that wearing a squid on your head is the height of the fashion no-no's, and poor Furbie loses his contract.
Furby decides that the life of a movie star is fickle at best, so he flies back to London with Furbie to do West End Theater instead. They star in a play called "Furbies in Boots". Their agent assures them it is completely original.
As Furby is giving an interview for his adoring fans, he is hit in the head with the mic boom by an incompetent television employee! Furby is rushed to hospital, where he recovers from his serious concussion!! Furby decides to sue the television company. Meanwhile, Furby's doctor orders him to go home and get plenty of rest.
Furby spends the next few weeks hanging out with his online friends....
And chatting to them over Vent.
Then, one day, Furby gets a call from his lawyer....
It turns out Furby won his case against the television company! Furby receives ten pounds!!!!
With the money that they won, Furby and Furbie go out to party like it's 1999. They blow on all money on drinking...
And chain smoking...
Until they are left with nothing. Their house is repossessed as payment for their debts, and Furby and Furbie are shunned by society.
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